I usually bust out the word wormhole in reference to the end of the semester/season/other landmark, not week 3 of classes. Week 3 of classes should, in theory, be one of the least exciting times in a semester. Week 3 should be weak 3, if you follow my pun.

Anyway, my professors seem to be confused about this, because I just took my 3rd quiz of the semester, I have my 4th quiz and 3rd (no–4th?) assignment of the semester on Friday, and I kind of want to scream. Maybe I did scream today, and it was when the traffic light in front of my apartment turned red seconds before I (SAFELY) accelerated to turn left in front of a stream of rush hour traffic.

That’s beside the point, though, because I’m confused about the space time continuum and why week 3 of classes is feeling like midterms. Well, not just week 3–weeks 1 and 2 and 3 have all felt like midterms. Should the whole semester just feel like midterms at this point? I’m guessing that’s the case.

ALSO could the humidity please drop? A little? Maybe?

Curtis left me this note! Written on a napkin. To a tune of the devil.