He is! I started P90X about for weeks ago (and by “started P90X” I mean “take some DVDs from my mom and use them 3-4 times a week). The guy that hosts it is says goofy things and makes me do yoga poses that break my spine. Then he has the nerve to have a woman on his workout team who can do 15 chin ups. Way to put an unachievable goal in front of me!

But in all seriousness, I actually kind of like P90X. I had never really tried yoga beyond what the WiiFit taught me, and it turns out I really like yoga. Even though Tony Horton tells me to do push ups between poses. No Tony Horton! You can’t make me do it! You’re inside the TV! Sometimes I eat a piece of candy while the P90X people do ridiculous core crunches. And I giggle.

I tried doing the leg/back workout a couple of weeks ago. I hurt for two days straight. Stairs were torture for me afterwards. I felt like James Cann in Misery. Now that I’ve recovered, I’m pretty sure I have the legs of a Super Saiyan.

Anyway, here’s a picture of the yoga mat I have because I’m a nerd.

I've done 0.5% of these poses.

I got it cheap at TJ Maxx!