Christmas was awesome. I got boots and shoes and DVDs and books and, oh, a stomach virus.

Everything was sooo happy and fluffy until I woke up two days after Christmas feeling a little wonky. I thought HGTV would help, but it didn’t. Next thing I know, I’m sick to my stomach, and I’m sitting on the floor in the bathroom lamenting the fact that I haven’t thrown up since I was 12.

That’s a really long streak to have to break. CURSE YOU, VIRUS.

Anyway, I got backups for my dog-sitting and stayed at home all day, sleeping and watching HGTV. I learned about renovating bathrooms and buying property in Canada. Why Canada? Because HGTV shows are filmed in Canada. C’est la vie.

I also learned about how Gatorade G2 fruit punch tastes like Jello and it is delicious. I normally think Gatorade tastes like rhino sweat.

I know you all are absolutely dying to see wedding dress pictures and a bunch of other stuff, but I’m just going to show this goofy Colonel Sanders cookie that I made.

MR GOOPY.