My good friends, newly weds, and Butler grads Noelle & Daniel recently posted,

“Sounds like the dream life of every Butler Bulldog! Do you have a girlfriend Blue??”

Not only do I live the dream life of every Butler Bulldog, I pretty much live the dream life. Period.

Living the dream, baby. Living-the-dream!

Now, on to your question…

It’s been said that a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. Good news for you, I’m a dog, I do whatever I want. In the words of George Clinton and the Parliament-Funkadelic,
“Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin’ but the
dog in me.” In other words, I’ve been known to like the ladies. Ya dig?

But, about those “girlfriends.” Officially, I’ve never really had a
girlfriend. Technically, I’ve had a lot of ladies in my life.

I’m cute, I’m cuddly, I’m a mascot and I’m a BMOC. Ladies love me.

My main lady in my life, besides my birth mother, Margie, (pictured below) is my adopted mother, Tiffany.

Tiffany taught me how to treat a lady and she said it was okay for me to date, but I’ve still yet to find “the one.”

I
used to have a “relationship” with Kristen Nichols when she was on the
cheerleading squad. Unofficially, she was my “girlfriend,” but we’ve
since moved on. It was a mutual break-up, and we’re still good friends
though. Besides, it was all fun and games…she is a human after all!

So when it comes the humans, I just enjoy the love from everyone. It’s
platonic. But, I don’t really have a girlfriend on the K9 side either.

A good friend and Dawg Pound cohort,
Loren Snyder, adopted a nice female English Bulldog recently. Her name
is Bella. We went on a first date, but that didn’t go so well. We found
that two Type A personalities don’t necessarily mix. She’s a nice lady, and we can be friends, but she’s too much woman for this man to handle.

I have an ongoing crush on Hoops Green. Hoops belongs to Butler men’s basketball guard, Mike Green.
I haven’t seen her since Mike was playing ball in Alaska and Hoops was
walking through campus with her sitter. We hit off right away. She’s
hot, no question. And I think she was in to me, but we just don’t get
to see each other very much. Distance just seems to make the heart grow
fonder.

Ah
well, I’m not giving up on love, but I’m still just three! I’ll wait
until I’m longer in the tooth to be settling down. That’s a big
commitment…all those expectations, demands, emotions, etc.

Like the late Christopher George Latore Wallace, a.k.a. Biggie Smalls, i.e. Notorious B.I.G. once said, “mo money, mo problems.” True. So true.

So
I guess it’s best that I just kick it as a one-man-band for the time
being. I am most definitely single and ready to mingle, but you just
can’t force true love. I know that “Mrs. Right” is just going to find
me when I least expect it.

Sleepless in Indianapolis,

Blue II