Last night was the big season premiere of the fifth season of Jersey Shore and it was the most boring episode ever.
The episode started with this fake drama about what rooms each of the cast members would take. Of course it got resolved with them all taking the same room they each always had the past four seasons. Then they all go to a party where Snooki and The Situation continue the fight they had last season in Italy which is really old now but of course they drug the fight out during the whole episode.
Then Vinny is randomly homesick and misses his family, although he’s like 24 and should’ve gotten over that already. He decides to go home, which makes me cry tears of joy since he’s my least favorite cast member. But, spoiler alert, he comes back two episodes later which resolves his fake drama.
At the end of the episode they had a teaser for the rest of the season which looked boring as well. The Situation got into a fight with Snooki (again), they go party, and all make up at the end. The same exact thing happened last season and the season before…. This season better get better or I’ll have to find a new guilty pleasure fast! Hopefully this is the last season so Snooki can have her own show! She’s the only reason I watch anyway!